Living in the epicentre of hipster wankerdom in Melbourne via Darwin.

Loves Coffee, Vinyl, Twitter, bare feet, summer, freshwater

Things I will probably be ranting about 

  • Fucking, Sexuality and anything to do with your front/back junk
  • How dumb most religions are
  • How great civil liberties are
  • Not being a douche 101
  • How much I hate rich white cunts

Pros: 

Rants good

Idealistically cynical 

Calls you out on your bullshit

Eats & Drinks well

Cons:

Lives in idealistic bubble

Not a minority and wishes she was

Can’t eat normal food

Probably won’t like you

Respect to the Traditional owners of the land I am on right now.